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Think Geek Portal: Life-size Inflatable Turret

Portal Lifesize Inflatable Turret

Think Geek

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Children go nuts over this fabulous toy. A listing of characteristics include stands 40" tall when inflated, from the hit video game series and life-size inflatable. The Minecraft toy is 12" Height x 40" Length x 12" Width. It weighs somewhere around 0.79 lbs. The EAN-13 code for this product is 0847509001219, add to cart by clicking the hyperlink below.

Portal 2 Inflatable Life Size Sentry Turret - Officially Licensed New from Aperture Labs Drastic times call for drastic measures, friends of Science. That's what waivers are for. Silly, actually. Anyhoo, we can't get you any real, bullet-firing turrets, but we did manage to hijack a pool float factory long enough to make a bunch of these inflatable ones. Fill this 40"turret with all of the hot air in your lungs (just think about life giving you lemons) and after that position it wherever you need a lot more protection: outside your baby's room, in front with the pie that's cooling, or by your swimming pool to maintain the neighborhood kids at bay. Practice your best rendition of"Target acquired"and watch as people run away in fear. Something about air high quality or lead paint in the water pipes. Aperture Science had to create some cutbacks to the production line when OSHA shut down the main plant.


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